I can be as cruel as you.

I haven't updated this blog in forever. FML.

My horse has a chronic cough that seems to be really difficult to cure. FML.

Amelie has the runs. FML.

Ninja has an immune deficiency which is causing his ears to be itchy,dry and crusty. FML.

Its april, its -12 and we still have snow. FML.

I accidentally ripped off a piece of my car. FML.

I haven't cleaned my floors in at least two days. FML.

I miss someone I shouldn't miss. FML.

My boss at one of my jobs is seriously bi-polar. FML.

A kid at one of the schools I work at guessed my age as 55. FML.

Another kid at work told me that my hair looked bad. He's 5. FML.

One of my clients cried pretty much the entire time I was supposed to be conducting sessions with him. We got nothing done. FML.

My house is a disaster, I never let it get this dirty as I'm a clean freak but I've been so busy working and my roomies totally messed the place up, and of course I'm the only one that will clean it. FML.

I have been anxiously waiting for it to get warm enough to take my dogs to the off leash park. It was finally supposed to be plus 10 tomorrow, then they switched it to saturday, then sunday and now they are saying its not till monday but it'll be plus 10 and RAINING. So...No dog park for us. FML.

And lastly...
I HAD TO WORK THE NICKELBACK CONCERT, which means I had to listen to 2 hours of CHAD singing and talking about sex, booze and orgasms. FUCK MY LIFE!